{"id":267,"date":"2020-02-27T13:07:11","date_gmt":"2020-02-27T12:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/?p=267"},"modified":"2020-02-27T20:23:07","modified_gmt":"2020-02-27T19:23:07","slug":"panna-tak-to-nebude-fungovat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"Panna? Tak to nebude fungovat."},"content":{"rendered":"<hr \/>\n<p>\u201e<span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Kdy ses narodil?\u201c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201e<span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Na za\u010d\u00e1tku dubna.\u201c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201e<span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Tak\u017ee to mus\u00ed\u0161 b\u00fdt beran, co? Bude\u0161 dost tvrdohlavej, ne? J\u00e1 jsem v\u00e1ha.\u201c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201e<span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Aha. J\u00e1 u\u017e budu muset j\u00edt. Promi\u0148. R\u00e1d jsem t\u011b poznal.\u201c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201e<span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Beran a v\u00e1ha? Kdo to kdy vid\u011bl? To je jako m\u00edchat dohromady slaninu a l\u00edvance,\u201c pomyslel jsem si, kdy\u017e jsem odch\u00e1zel z nejmenovan\u00e9 restaurace v centru Prahy. Sle\u010dna i nad\u00e1le sed\u011bla u stolu ve sv\u00e9 ezoterick\u00e9 bublin\u011b, kdy\u017e dve\u0159e nesly\u0161n\u011b zapadly zp\u011bt na sv\u00e9 m\u00edsto. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 st\u00e1le <i>v\u00e1\u017eila<\/i> situaci.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Po cest\u011b dom\u016f jsem do\u0161el k n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edm z\u00e1v\u011br\u016fm. V\u0161ichni z n\u00e1s maj\u00ed z ka\u017ed\u00e9ho znamen\u00ed kousek, ve kter\u00e9m se, mysl\u00edm, najdou. Ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1 v sob\u011b tvrdohlavost berana, a\u0165 se jedn\u00e1 o v\u011bci vztahov\u00e9, \u010di t\u0159eba jen \u0161patn\u00fd n\u00e1zor, \u017ee skupina Kry\u0161tof je skv\u011bl\u00e1, a\u010d ve\u0161ker\u00e9 d\u016fkazy, v\u010detn\u011b jejich text\u016f, jsou proti n\u011bmu. Ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1 v sob\u011b dvojakost bl\u00ed\u017eenc\u016f, kdy jste v jednu chv\u00edli na vrcholu sv\u011bta a ve chv\u00edli druh\u00e9 p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edte nad sv\u00fdmi sedmadvac\u00e1t\u00fdmi narozeninami, a \u017ee bude u\u017e nejsp\u00ed\u0161e \u010das vz\u00edt \u017eivot do vlastn\u00edch rukou (hyperbola). Ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s m\u00e1 v sob\u011b temperament a bojovnost lva. Mo\u017en\u00e1 ne v\u017edy, ale ani vy p\u0159ece nesed\u00edte cel\u00fd \u017eivot ti\u0161e. N\u011bkdy musel b\u00fdt sly\u0161et v\u00e1\u0161 \u0159ev kr\u00e1le zv\u00ed\u0159at. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s m\u00e1 v sob\u011b trochu (\u010du*\u00e1ka, jak by \u0159ekla kamar\u00e1dka) empatie vodn\u00e1\u0159e. Mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00e1m to nen\u00ed p\u0159irozen\u00e9, ale i vy jste tam sed\u011bli a poslechli si hrozn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh sv\u00e9ho bli\u017en\u00edho a na chv\u00edli jste porozum\u011bli jeho strastem. Ka\u017ed\u00fd z n\u00e1s byl neposkvrn\u011bnou pannou. Zde to u\u017e rad\u011bji ukon\u010d\u00edm, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee si rozum\u00edme. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">A te\u010f n\u011bco m\u00e1lo o historii t\u011bch znamen\u00ed. Klasick\u00fd zv\u011brokruh je p\u016fvodem velmi star\u00fd. Vznikl p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b tis\u00edc let p\u0159ed na\u0161\u00edm letopo\u010dtem, alias zrozen\u00edm Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ka, v \u0159\u00ed\u0161i Babylonie \u2014 tam, kde nedostav\u011bli tu v\u011b\u017e. N\u011bkdy mezi lety sedm set a\u017e \u010dty\u0159i sta p\u0159ed t\u00edm velk\u00fdm narozen\u00edm byl v antick\u00e9m \u0158ecku, v dob\u011b Dia a jeho par\u0165\u00e1k\u016f, po\u010det znamen\u00ed astrology omezen na dvan\u00e1ct, tak jak je zn\u00e1me i dnes. Zaj\u00edmavost\u00ed je \u0161patn\u011b p\u0159elo\u017een\u00e9 samotn\u00e9 slovo <i>zv\u011brokruh<\/i> z \u0159ecko-latinsk\u00e9ho slova <i>zodiakus. <\/i>S<span style=\"color: #222222;\">lovn\u00edm z\u00e1kladem p\u016fvodn\u00edho slova s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed nen\u00ed <\/span><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><i>z\u014don <\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222;\">(v p\u0159ekladu tvor), ale sp\u00ed\u0161e <\/span><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><i>zo\u00e9 <\/i><\/span><span style=\"color: #222222;\">(v p\u0159ekladu odu\u0161evn\u011bl\u00e1 bytost). Neboli, nebesk\u00e1 t\u011blesa nejsou obda\u0159ena tvorem, ale vlastn\u00ed du\u0161\u00ed. Nap\u0159\u00edklad bl\u00ed\u017eenci nejsou \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159ata, tedy aspo\u0148 ne v\u0161ichni.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b bych mohl pokra\u010dovat d\u00e1le a \u0159\u00edct v\u00e1m, \u017ee se zv\u011brokruh d\u011bl\u00ed na tropick\u00fd a siderick\u00fd. Tak\u00e9 v\u00e1m pov\u011bd\u011bt o t\u0159in\u00e1ct\u00e9m znamen\u00ed hadono\u0161ovi, o skute\u010dn\u00e9m astrologick\u00e9m zv\u011brokruhu, prvn\u00edch horoskopech z p\u00e1t\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed p\u0159ed na\u0161\u00edm letopo\u010dtem a o d\u011blen\u00ed dvan\u00e1cti znamen\u00ed na \u010dty\u0159i z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u017eivly, kde vodn\u00e1\u0159 je vzdu\u0161n\u00fdm znamen\u00edm, co\u017e je zatracen\u011b divn\u00e9. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, o tom v\u0161em v\u00e1m dnes asi ani pov\u011bd\u011bt nechci, dole jsem nechal zdroje, kdyby byl z\u00e1jem o samostudium (nedoporu\u010duji).<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Co jsem v\u00e1m ale cht\u011bl \u0159\u00edct? J\u00e1 na horoskopy nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm, jak u\u017e v\u00e1m pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b do\u0161lo na \u00fapln\u00e9m za\u010d\u00e1tku. Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b nejsem ani zast\u00e1ncem determinovanosti osudu, kter\u00fd s t\u00edm podle m\u00e9ho taky souvis\u00ed. Jak u\u017e \u0159ekl kdysi Shakespeare, \u201en\u00e1\u0161 osud nen\u00ed veps\u00e1n ve hv\u011bzd\u00e1ch, ale v n\u00e1s sam\u00fdch,\u201c a pokud to \u0159ekl Will, tak u\u017e to mus\u00ed b\u00fdt pravda. A co se t\u00fd\u010de t\u011bch znamen\u00ed? Citace to op\u011bt \u0159ekne l\u00e9pe ne\u017e j\u00e1: \u201ezv\u011brokruh nepat\u0159\u00ed smrteln\u00edk\u016fm, zv\u011brokruh n\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed nebes\u016fm.\u201c Ten v\u00e1\u0161 posledn\u00ed vztah nevy\u0161el z d\u016fvodu, \u017ee to byl st\u0159elec, ale proto\u017ee se zachoval jako debil, te\u010dka. Stejn\u011b jako nefunguje ukon\u010den\u00ed t\u00e9to mini \u00favahy. Nejrad\u0161i bych to uzav\u0159el v tom nejlep\u0161\u00edm, ale to u\u017e jsme daleko za pomyslnou c\u00edlovou \u010d\u00e1rou. A\u017e si p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b budete \u010d\u00edst horoskop, tak p\u0159esta\u0148te. Konec hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed. Jo a ten cit\u00e1t o zv\u011brokruhu jsem si vymyslel.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">A kdy\u017e u\u017e nic jin\u00e9ho, tak aspo\u0148 nebu\u010fte vodn\u00e1\u0159i.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Foto: Lisabon; 24\/12\/2017 &#8211; iPhone SE<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Zdroje:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.zeny.cz\/lifestyle\/horoskop-beran-a-laska-s-kym-je-to-na-cely-zivot-a-s-kym-ho-ceka-nejlepsi-sex-4437.html\">https:\/\/www.zeny.cz\/lifestyle\/horoskop-beran-a-laska-s-kym-je-to-na-cely-zivot-a-s-kym-ho-ceka-nejlepsi-sex-4437.html<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Horoskop\">https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Horoskop<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Zv%C4%9Brokruh\">https:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Zv%C4%9Brokruh<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.horoskopy.cz\/\">https:\/\/www.horoskopy.cz\/<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.idnes.cz\/onadnes\/horoskopy\">https:\/\/www.idnes.cz\/onadnes\/horoskopy<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Times;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/citaty.net\/citaty-o-osudu\/\">https:\/\/citaty.net\/citaty-o-osudu\/<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eBeran a v\u00e1ha? Kdo to kdy vid\u011bl? To je jako m\u00edchat dohromady slaninu a l\u00edvance,\u201c pomyslel jsem si, kdy\u017e jsem odch\u00e1zel z nejmenovan\u00e9 restaurace v centru Prahy. Sle\u010dna i nad\u00e1le sed\u011bla u stolu ve sv\u00e9 ezoterick\u00e9 bublin\u011b, kdy\u017e dve\u0159e nesly\u0161n\u011b zapadly zp\u011bt na sv\u00e9 m\u00edsto.<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/?p=267\" title=\"Read More\"> <span class=\"button default\">Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":268,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[48,50,47,14,49],"post_folder":[45],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":273,"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions\/273"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_folder","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bsvk.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fpost_folder&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}